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 12:32 | 22/Feb/2008 |
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| CHINESE TO U.S.A 5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu, Hu and Su decided to immigrate to the US. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck Bu became Buck Hu became Huck. Fu and Su decided to stay in China .
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| 09:55 | 21/Feb/2008 |
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| A Priest wanted to go to the post office. He asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The Priest said to the boy" Thank you. Come to the Church tomorrow and I will show you the way to heaven. The boy turned and said "But you don't even know the way to the post office". (heehhehehee)
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| 10:09 | 14/Feb/2008 |
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| A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
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| 09:54 | 14/Feb/2008 |
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| Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam Instructions.....(enjoy................................ .........and a Happy Valentines day to Everyone)1) Read each question carefully2) Answer all questions.3) Time Limit 3 weeks.4) Begin immediately.1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular ...
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| 12:39 | 11/Feb/2008 |
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| After making a trip of South India , Sardar his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Sardar was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Sardar to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which S...
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| 12:33 | 11/Feb/2008 |
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| Sardar Paaji.................(hehehehehehehe)One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am resham Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me resham Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decid...
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| 17:38 | 6/Feb/2008 |
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| An apple a day......keeps the doctor away.........................(just read this one......u will run away) A for apple.B for bada apple.C for chhota apple.D for dusra apple.E for ek aur apple.F for fokat ka apple.G for gol apple.H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne appleI for isse kehete hai apple,J for jaisa bhi ho, hai to apple,K for koi bhi k...
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| 16:55 | 5/Feb/2008 |
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| Sindhis..................A Sindhi lawyer?:Case-waniA Sindhi lawyer after a case?:Purse-waniA blue-skier Sindhi?:Akash-waniWhat is a communist Sindhi called?Lalwani.What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?Thadani.What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?Kriplani.What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?Marj...
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| 16:43 | 5/Feb/2008 |
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| Mereyaaron.........ek pakau shaayari........... kahmir ki wadiyon main.barfili hawaon main.jheel k kinare baithe. ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?????????????????????/ .Ullu k patthe hero mat ban.sweater pehan………………
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| 16:27 | 5/Feb/2008 |
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| Bhakt jano ek joke suno........(I love maria......hahhahaa) TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria!
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| velan | 15:22 | 9/Feb/2008 |
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| Yesterday, I missed my Bus and decided to take a train from Andheri to Dadar in Mumbai. I am quite skeptical about traveling by train in Mumbai. Probably, due to the heavy rush & push the commuters have to endure while boarding & disembarking the train. Hats off to people who do it day after day. I also feel they are mostly victims due to lack of c...
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| psychologist... | 10:04 | 20/Feb/2008 |
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| PGB, India and Equality |
| Equality.........a concept everyone fights about.......rich, poor, man, woman......India- a land symbolising equality.......Lets seeEquality....when everyone gets no matter what/who they are........India...........a case study in equality.............where you get irrespective of who you are...........imbecile, illiterate, bipolar, addict, rapist, ...
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| Sunayana Kha... | 16:20 | 6/Feb/2008 |
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| "Mamma, how old is this bird?", she looked at the bird sittin on her favourite rose plant... Virusha, as they called her, n her questions....Oh my...I don't know what used to make her ask crazy questions to her mum."5 years old...", Shyamal said while planting a new croton plant.."But her hands turned into wings...then why didn't mine? I am also 5 ...
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| Noanee Kapadia | 17:37 | 20/Feb/2008 |
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| young at heart ,to marry |
| Life is full of surprises ,yes but this one made a sensation ,please read on and tell me what would you do in such situation.Our dear old aunt decided to get married ,yes my own Mami at the age of 87 was ready to be a bride ! well ,let me make it little easier to digest the news .my dear favourite mami is European .She who was a rebel when she got ...
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| Sandhya Suri | 21:47 | 21/Jan/2008 |
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| City: Jaipur
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| Wandering…The dark alleys of the mind’s deepest corridorsResounding… Crying…Grasping the folds of the silken shawl of memoriesSearching… Seeking…Truths too bitter to tell, too smattered with the bloodSpreading… Covering…Hiding the realities, the ignorant bliss of a heartless mindSalvaging… Begging…For redemption from the knowledge that defies the s...
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| vira | 10:30 | 22/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (1394)
| City: Nagpur
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| Poem "Express your felling"No Matter What Our Troubles, I Still Love YouNo matter what our troubles, I still love you,As though a part of me were also you.Life isn't easy, but I know without youThere will be bitterness in all I do.I feel the broken heaven in my heart,The blight that will outlast the years of healing,The darkness underneath all time...
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